Funny Signs / Quotes About Alcohol and Drinking

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Funny drinking sign - Wine, how sophisticated and classy people get wasted
Funny drinking sign - why do those dares always seem impossible until after about the sixth drink?
Funny sign about alcohol - Step aside coffee; this is a job for alcohol
A funny toast - To a friendship that is bad for my liver,
Funny sign about drinking - Non-drinkers say too many people die because of alcohol; they always forget how many more are born because of it.
things that are difficult, very difficult, and impossible to say when you are drunk
I love cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it
Funny irish saying that ends with let's all get drunk and go to heaven
I don't get drunk. I get awesome.
I spend a lot of money on booze, women, and fast cars. The rest I just squander.
My boss never knew I drank, until one day I came to work sober.
An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you do. A Dylan Thomas quote.
A Frank Sinatra quote about alcohol. Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says,
Funny drinking sign - SIP HAPPENS
Beer poster - why guys always keep their beer on the bottom shelf
Funny drinking sign - I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

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