199 Ways to Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life

This book contains two chapters of fun and serious quotes about love and relationships

6" x 9" Paperback $12.99

KINDLE E-book version $3.99

Half True But Always Funny Quotes

About Women 

Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman.
You can tell alot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they're placed around your throat she's probably slightly upset.
Funny sign about women - you might be a slut if when you tell your best friend you are pregnant and she asks,
Whatever you give woman, shw will make it greater. Quote from Erick s Gray
Women are like cellphones. They love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you will be disconnected.
Wow! That's a love ly shade of PMS you're wearing today.
women are like the police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
a fuuny GIF photo illustrating the different ways that men and women think about dating, marriage, and love.
An Oliver Herford quote - A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: she changes it more often.
An Elaine Boosler quote - I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
I may have lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.
When a boy gets jealous, it's kind of cute. When a girl gets jealous, World War III is about to begin.
Girls who say
Funny sign about women - why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
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