Funny Signs about Marriage and Love by L. B. Sommer

199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, And Sex Life

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Funny sign about marriage: Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
Humorous sign about marriage: If I died and went to hell tonight, it might take me a week to realize I was not married anymore.
Funny photo of Michele Obama with an evil eyed look. Ficticious quotes says, 'I married my wife for her looks, just not the ones she has been giving me lately.'
Fuuny oversized book sign: A Man's Guide To Understanding Marriage and Women Volume 1 A-Ba
A Henny Youngman quote: Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Funny marriage quote: The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
Marriage is when a man loses his bachelors degree and the woman gets her master degree.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. A Helen Rowland quote.
A Patrick Murray quote: I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Love stinks, and I think it is because my spouse is full of shit.
Why do husbands hold their wives' hands in the mall? Well, it looks romantic but actually it's just economics.
A Bob Monkhouse quote: I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
The speed in which a wife says 'Nothing' when asked 'What's wrong?' is inversely proportional to the severity of the coming storm.
Hilarious definition of marriage: Marriage is betting someone half your shit that you'll love them forever.
Funny newlywed photo with caption: Marriage, better start drinking now, it only gets worse from here.
Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.
Funny sign about relationship: If my wife would let me ride her as much as I ride my motorcycle I'd be home right now.
Marriage counseling - Because sometimes your spouse needs to hear from a professional that they are being an ass.
Marriage: the end of a perfectly good sex life. A funny retro sign.
Marriage. It brings out the best in people.
A funny question: What do I miss most from our relationship? The name brand chocolates in our marriage counselor's office.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Hilarious sign titled international symbol of marriage
Humorous photo of bride to be trying to drag her groom into the wedding
Marriage: It does matter how bad ass your character is, you still have to face the wife when you get home.

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